The leader in clean jokes and funny pictures!
Clean Jokes Funny Pictures Funny Videos Fun Pages What's New?

Scary Collection 08

A ghost joke

What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?

"I told you I was ill"!

A vampire joke

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down!

A witch joke

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods!

A cannibal joke

What did the cannibal mum say to her son who was chasing a missionary?

''Stop playing with your food''!

A witch joke

What do witches race on?


A Halloween joke

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween

Wear a snorkel!

A witch joke

What's a cold, evil candle called?

The wicked wick of the north!