Kid Jokes

A witch joke

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a dustbin!





A cannibal joke

Why don't cannibals eat weathermen?

Because they give them wind!





A witch joke

What is evil and ugly and bounces?

A witch on a trampoline!





A Halloween joke

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins!





A witch joke

Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?

She wanted a clean sweep!





A ghost joke

What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?

Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes!





A vampire joke

How does a vampire like his food served?

In bite sized pieces!