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Scary Collection 02

A Halloween joke

What do witches eat at Halloween?

Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

A vampire joke

What's Dracula's car called?

A mobile blood unit!

A werewolf joke

What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?

A wear-wolf!

A witch joke

Why did the witch go over the mountain?

Because she couldn't go under it!

A skeleton joke

Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?

Because his heart wasn't in it!

A cannibal joke

Why was the cannibal looking peeky?

Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

A wizard joke

If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?

Out for the count!