Voicemail Jokes

Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything For Love":


And I would do anything for calls,


I promise I will call you back;


I would do anything for calls,


But I can't talk right now and that's a fact.


I'm not home right now, so I just can't answer the phone,


No way,


But I would do anything for calls,


Oh, I would do anything for calls!


Just let me know who it was who called,


And I'll call you back!


Yes, I'll call you back!


Just leave a message at the tone,


I'll hear it when I get back home,


And I will call -- you -- back!