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You Might Be A Redneck If 73

You might be a reneck if...


Duct tape and wire are the only two things holding your truck together.


Your bumper sticker reads "If you're missing your cat, look in my treads. "


You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.


You've ever parked your date next to a YIELD sign hoping she'd take the hint.


Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.


You place a classified asking less than $1.


You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.


Higher math means counting over 10.


The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.


You have a lucky rabbit's foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace.