Redneck Jokes

You might be a reneck if...


You've run out of room on your arm from the tattoos of all wives names.


You refuse to wash your truck on account that you have a strong suspicion that mud and rust is all that's holding it together.


People mistakenly come to your house thinking your having a yard sale.


You've ever told the local sheriff that you smell a pig and he replies, " I knew I should have taken a shower after I slopped the hogs today."


Your idea of a luxury car is one that has the white fur covered seats in it.


You think the internet is a new fishing tool.


There's a pothole in the road and you swerve . . . to hit it.


Your Truck has more Neon on it than the window of your local bar.


You argue to the government that the budwiser plant should be one of the 7 wonders of the world.


Your kids can't go out for Hollween because there's nobody within walking distance to get candy from.