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You Might Be A Redneck If 33

You might be a redneck if...


You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin.


Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.


You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport.


You have a set of 16 matching salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.


You have to call the police more than once a week to remove your drunk mother-in-law from your front lawn.


Your name is Billy Joe Jim Bob III.


You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.


None of your zippers have all their teeth either. 49.You are driving the car you were conceived in.


You've ever used scissors on food.


You've ever re-used a paper plate.