Thought Jokes

What's another word for thesaurus?


What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit?


After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?


How can there be self-help "groups"?


If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?


If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?


If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?


Is there another word for synonym?