Thought Jokes

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?


Does fuzzy logic tickle?


Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled dogs?


Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?


Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?


How come wrong numbers are never busy?


Do radioactve cats have 18 half-lives?


If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?


Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?


What was the best thing before sliced bread?