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Jokes About The Irish

Pat and Mickey landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mickey! I lost me finger!"

"Have you now?" says Mickey. "And how did you do it?"

"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...

Darn! There goes another one!"

Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked,

"Have I got all ye say there?"

The agent said, "Certainly ye have...Why d'ye ask?"

Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to part with."