One Liner Jokes

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.


I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests.


If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?


When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.


If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare?


If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?


Smoking cures weight problems... Eventually...


I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor.


I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.