One Liner Jokes

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.


How young can you die of old age?


If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?


If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?


I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.


On the other hand... You have different fingers.


I can levitate birds. No one cares.


Women... Can't live with 'em... Can't shoot 'em.


If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?