Office Jokes

I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...


...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.


...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.


...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."


...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.


...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.


...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.


...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.


...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.


...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.


...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."


...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.


...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.


...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.


...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.