New Jersey Jokes
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Dumb New Jersey Laws
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. [Reader Comments on this Law.]
On a highway you can not park under a bridge.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.
You may not slurp your soup.
Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone".
You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.
Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.
All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.
It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.
It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
People may not slurp their soup.
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
Raw hamburger may not be sold.
Profanity is prohibited.
Sea Isle City
There will be no boiling of bones on the property.
You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.
Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
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