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Answering Machine Message 25

1: I didn't expect an answering machine.


2: Nobody expects an answering machine.


1: Our chief use is to get your name. And your phone number.


2: Our two chief uses are to get your name and your phone number.


1: Oops! And your message message.


2: Our three uses are to get your name, phone number, and message.


1: And time you called.


2: Oh, great, we'll have to start over.


1: No time for that, so just wait for the beep.