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Top Ten Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.


9. Today is our what?


8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?


7. I thought we only celebrated important events?


6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.


5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.


4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.


3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.


2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.


1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.