Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down.




Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.




Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in, and two to explain why the project was late.




Q: How many 'real' programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. 'Real' programmers prefer LEDs.




Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.




Q: How many Newtons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Farm.

Note: Refers to the Newton's poor handwriting recognition techniques of the past.




Q: How many Apple Newton users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Only one, tharks to the extnq-producilve handwritling processcr.




Q: How many alt.freaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, they just all move into a room with a working light.