Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!




Q: How many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.




Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: That depends on whether it has health insurance.




Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.




Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later.




Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary.




Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines.




Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nurse!