Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.




Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.




Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.




Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: "Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000"




Q: How many alt.fan.star-trek readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Illogical. We don't have such dated devices anymore.




Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they just assimilate the bulb.




Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?

A: All of them.




Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building.