Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many alien life forms does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Yeah, wouldn't the guys at SETI like to know *that*!


Note: SETI = Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence.




Q: Why did the lightbulb fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was doing an impersonation of the sun, setting.




Q: Why did the lightbulb fall out of the tree ?

A: Because Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty.




Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?

A: One. It isn't too easy.




Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?

A: 10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to misread the manual.




Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?

A: Eno.




Q: How does an engineer change a lightbulb?

A: As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !




Q: How many chess grandmasters does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They are too "Short".