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Lightbulb Joke Collection 13

Q: How many operating systems are required to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one-Microsoft is making a special version of Windows for it.




Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...




Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, but she/he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as it would be for a Macintosh user.




Q: How many people does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?

A: Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it.




Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.




Q: How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The light bulb works fine on the system in my office . . .




Q: How many shipping dept. personnel does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: We can change the bulb in 7-10 working days; if you call before 2pm and pay an extra $15 we can get the bulb changed overnight.