Lawyer Jokes

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

A: Cut the rope.




Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

A: Take your foot off his head.




Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

A: No? Good!




Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?

A: The bucket.




Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.




Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

A: There was an empty seat.




Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?

A. In the cemetary.