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School Collection 25

Little Monster: I hate my teacher.

Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

"What's the matter with your dinner?"

"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten!"

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.

Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else!

A math joke

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?

Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!