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School Collection 20

Teacher: Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?

Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?

Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

What tables don't you have to learn?

Dinner tables!

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!