Kid Jokes

Teacher: What are the Great Plains?

Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!





Son: I can't go to school today.

Father: Why not?

Son: I don't feel well

Teacher: Where don't you feel well?

Son: In school!





A history joke

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!





Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.

Pupil: My dad won't like that.




Teacher: Why is that?


Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!