School Collection 11
Teacher: What are the Great Plains?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school!
A history joke
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?
He liked to chop and change!
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.
Teacher: Why is that?
Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!