Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Weirdo!

Weirdo who?

Weirdo you think you're going!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Welcome!

Welcome who?

Welcome up and see me sometime!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Wendy!

Wendy who?

Wendy come to take you away I won't stop them!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Wes!

Wes who?

Wes Side Story!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Wheelbarrow!

Wheelbarrow who?

Wheelbarrow some money and go on holiday!