Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Wafer!

Wafer who?

Wafer a long time but now I'm back!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Wah!

Wah who?

Well you don't have to get so excited about it!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Waiter!

Waiter who?

Waiter I get my hands on you!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Wallace!

Wallace who?

Wallace saying nasy things about you!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Walnuts!

Walnuts who?

Walnuts around here!