Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Theresa!

Theresa who?

Theresa fly in my soup!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Therese!

Therese who?

Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Thermos!

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better way!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Theron!

Theron who?

Therinheit or Centigrade, I always get mixed up!




Knock Knock

Who's there?

Thomas!

Thomas who?

Thomas happy fella!