Kid Jokes

Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet

Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!




Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen

Well sit down and write your name!




Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible.

Yes I can see you're not all there!




Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog

What's wrong with that

I think I'm going to croak




Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.

Necks please!




Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking?

Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!




Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!

Well tell her to come in

I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!