Kid Jokes

What is the best day of the week to sleep?

Snooze-day!





How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?

A phew!





What do cannibals eat for breakfast?

Buttered host!





What holds the sun up in the sky?

Sunbeams!





What does "Maximum" mean?

A very big mother!





What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A sponge!





Why is perfume obedient?

Because it is scent wherever it goes!