Kid Jokes

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?

I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!





What button won't you find in a tailors shop?

Belly button!





Why didn't the banana snore?

Because it didn't want to wake up the rest of the bunch!





What do you call a man with cow droppings all over his feet?

An incowpoop!





If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?

Slippers!





Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!





What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution!