Kid Jokes

I want a hair cut please.

Certainly, which one!





Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?

No, I look in a towel!




Why was the Egyptian girl worried?

Because her daddy was a mummy!





It's time for your violin lesson.

Oh, Fiddle!





How old is your granddad?

I don't know but we've had him a long time!





What pet makes the loudest noise?

A trum-pet!





What is a tornado?

Mother nature doing the twist!