Kid Jokes

What do Scotsmen eat?

Tart'n'pie!





What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?


The full moon because it's lighter!





What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?

Oldham!





What would you call theft in Peking?

A Chinese takeaway!





What animals are on legal documents?

Seals!





What did you get for christmas?

A mouthorgan, its the best present I've ever had.

Why?

My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it!





Where do tadpoles change?

In a croakroom!