Kid Jokes

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?


A pigtail!





Where do cows go on a Saturday night?


To the moo-vies!





If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?


Plenty of milk!





Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?


Because he was a little gobbler!





Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?


To see Gregory Peck!





What kind of tie does a pig wear?


Pig's tie!





What is another name for a cow?


A lawn-mooer!





Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?


Because she was afraid someone would caesar!





What do you call a pig thief?


A hamburglar!