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Farm Jokes 04

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

What is a pigs favorite ballet?

Swine Lake!

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs!

How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?

Eat him on Saturday!

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse!

What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo?


What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it inside the cow!

Where do milkshakes come from?

Excited cows!