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Elephant Jokes 10

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

What do you call a elephant that never washes?

A smellyphant!

Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"

Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!"

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong?"

Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"

How do you spell elephant?


"That's not how the dictionary spells it"

"You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

Teacher: "Name six wild animals"

Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!"

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?


Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."?

Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!