Kid Jokes

What' s big and grey with horns?

An elephant marching band!





What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!





What's big, grey and flies straight up?

An elecopter!





What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!





What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!





What's big and grey and red?

A sunburnt elephant!





What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

"Pack your trunk and clear out!"




How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!





What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?

An elephant holding its breath!