Kid Jokes

Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

A: Cats can't drive!





Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A: A mutt in a rut!





Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A: A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!





Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?

A: A jolly collie!





Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A: A dingo-ling!





Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A: A shampoodle!





Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?

A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!





Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

A: Wire haired terriers!!





Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?

A: Any kind of bloodhound!





Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A: A bud hound!