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Cat Jokes 04

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

A: He felt funny!

Q: What's striped and bouncy?

A: A tiger on a pogo stick!

Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?

A: The evening mews!

Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

A: Smack a lion!

Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

A: Hailing taxi cabs!

Q: How is cat food sold?

A: Usually purr can!

Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A: A tiger moth!

Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

A: 'Let us prey.'