Kid Jokes

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

A: Because they kept droning on and on!


Q: What do you call a bee born in May?

A: A maybe!


Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?

A: A mumble bee!


Q: Where do bees keep their money?

A: In a honey box!


Q: What TV station do bees watch?

A: Bee bee c one!


Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

A: Bee-hive yourself!


Q: Why did the bees go on strike?

A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!


Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Beacuse of the honey combs!


Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?

A: A bee in an aeroplane!