Fishing & Hunting Jokes

Ten common fishing terms explained


Catch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.


Hook - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement to entice a fisherman to spend his live savings on a new rod and reel. (3) The punch administered by said fisherman's wife after he spends their life savings (see also, Right Hook, Left Hook).


Line - Something you give your co-workers when they ask on Monday how your fishing went the past weekend.


Lure - An object that is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive an angler into such a frenzy that he will charge his credit card to the limit before exiting the tackle shop.


Reel - A weighted object that causes a rod to sink quickly when dropped overboard.


Rod - An attractively painted length of fiberglass that keeps an angler from ever getting too close to a fish.


School - A grouping in which fish are taught to avoid your $29.99 lures and hold out for spam instead.


Tackle - What your last catch did to you as you reeled him in, but just before he wrestled free and jumped back overboard.


Tackle Box - A box shaped alarmingly like your comprehensive first aid kit. Only a tackle box contains many sharp objects, so that when you reach in the wrong box blindly to get a Band Aid, you soon find that you need more than one.


Test - (1) The amount of strength a fishing line affords an angler when fighting fish in a specific weight range. (2) A measure of your creativity in blaming "that darn line" for once again losing the fish.