Gender Jokes

Dating hints for gentlemen


There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...


I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.


I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.


I used to come here all the time with my ex.


Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.


I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.


It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.