Gender Jokes

SEMINARS FOR WOMEN


In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.


The following courses will be offered:


General Education:


GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges


GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")


GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One


GE104: How to Parallel Park


GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity


GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps


GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera


Home Economics:


HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Premature


HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely


HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely


HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely


HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How to Cut Credit Cards in Half")


HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")


Interpersonal Relationships:


IR101: How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation


IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby


IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)


IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce


IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")


IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!")