Political Jokes

George Bushes, father Bush and son Bush, Bush, Jr., are on board a small two seater plane when suddenly George Senior, the pilot, parachutes out of the plane. Not knowing how to fly, National Guard Service or not, a plane George, Jr., grabs the radio.


"Mayday, mayday! My Dad just jumped out of the plane!"


Ground control receives the call for help and answers back:


"Your dad?"


"He left me here! Took the parachute!"


"Sir, your dad?"


"He's the pilot! Gosh!"


"Okay, don't worry, sir. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position."


"I'm over six feet and sitting in the front!"