Political Jokes

Top George Bush Slogans




I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!


I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.


I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.


Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?


Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.


I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.


New penal plan: I won't use mine!


Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.


George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers


Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.