Food Jokes

From Harper's Magazine:


Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75




Found on the seal of a bag of bagels:




NEW

IMPROVED

Made the old

fashioned way





Sign in a restaurant:


"We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone."




Heard on a radio station.


What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?


"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."




Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?


A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!