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Flute Jokes

Q: What's the definition of a minor second?

A: Two flutes playing a unison.

Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?

A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.