Farm Jokes

Why did the bull rush?


Because it saw the cow slip!





What kind of bird lays electric eggs?


A battery hen!





What do you call an arctic cow?


An eskimoo!





What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?


A brick-layer!





How do you fit more pigs on your farm?


Build a sty-scraper!





Why does a rooster watch TV?


For hentertainment!





What do you get from a drunk chicken?


Scotch eggs!





What do you call a crate of ducks?


A box of quackers!





What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bell?


A bird that has to wring its own neck!