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Question And Answer 7

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.




Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?

He wanted to grow mash potatoes!




What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.




Q: When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.




Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.




Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.




Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.