Insect jokes

Insect jokes

Insect jokes, clean, updated often, and filtered for the best quality. Plus, these are just one of the many types of animal jokes for kids you'll find.

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Insect jokes

Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance!

What's an insects best chat up line?
Pardon me, but is this stool taken!

What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish bin!

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
He just beetled off!

What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?
A pool table?
What lives in gum trees?
Stick insects!

How do we know that insects are so clever?
Because they always know when your eating outside!

What is the insect's favorite game?

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